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trexinvadingtheoperahouse:

I’m certain the Vulcans were like “We get that you’re half human, so you can keep ONE emotional/human response and you can use it as much as you like.”

And Spock was like “Sass.”

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tricksterocelot:

KH AU where Xemnas says “Kingdom Hearts” the same way Mr. Crocker from the Fairly OddParents says “fairies”.

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thebagofholding:

“man i am so tired” stays up for 3 more hours doing absolutely nothing

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forever:

i like staying up at unhumanly hours but i also like getting 12 hours of sleep do u see my problem

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forever-and-alwayss:

 
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lamegrownup:

i dont trust people who are attracted to me…like why? write me a 10 page paper with a legitimate thesis and valid points backing up your claim or you fake.

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cancerchild:

nathanmorrow:

shithowdy:

Fun fact: if you approach an employee and insist that they go ‘check the back’ for an item that’s not on the shelf, there is a 90% chance that they’ll go to the back room, scratch their ass and check their text messages for five minutes, and come back out with a sympathetic smile and a ‘Sorry!’ because they know without even looking that the stock isn’t there.

Or the old “can you ask a manager?”


As a retail employee, I can verify that this is 100% accurate.
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radgoku:

i dont think my friends understand. when i say my room is messy i dont mean “cute” messy where i have a jacket hanging here and there i mean messy as in fuckin trash island where garbage citizens hold elections over who will become the next trash overlord it’s fuckin gross

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